For the fun of it!
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Hard work doesn’t harm anyone, but I do not want to take any chances . . .
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The only way to ensure rain is to give the garden a good soaking.
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Weeds grow at precisely the rate you pull them out.
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Nothing ever looks like it does on
the seed packet.
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Autumn follows summer, winter
follows autumn, drought follows
planting.
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However bare the lawn, grass will appear in the cracks between the patio paving stones.
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When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
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Is it love in the garden . . . or a standoff at the fork in the stem?
Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor’s motorized garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.
-- Dave Barry
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
-- Doug Larson
My wife’s a water sign. I’m an earth sign. Together we make mud.
-- Rodney Dangerfield